October 2009
lovevedalove:
It took me a while, but I knew the...
Well I was fortunate enough today to get hit on. In the city library. While looking for a book. By a pudgy 40-year-old man. He even offered to buy me minutes for my phone when I lied and said I had no minutes on my phone. That is the creeper story of my life. So far. Since this is only my second week living in Portland, we’ll see what happens next.
School time…so early…no…brain…functions….
Zombieland. What an extremely happy-making movie. It’s up there with Sweeney Todd and 28 Days Later, for those of you who will understand that. But it also proved that my fear of clowns has not entirely diminished…I actually recoiled and shrunk into my seat a little bit. Featured is a picture of the zombie-clown I speak of.
Ahhhhhh…the magic O button!! Ok, I have to admit it: I was intrigued by the magic orgasm button. However, I have to say that this toy delivered…and then some! The orgasm mode is, by far, the best of the 16 modes for this toy. In this mode, there is a lot of variation in speed, rhythm, and intensity. Instead of the sometimes monotonous vibration typical of other vibrators if you leave them...
I can’t even win at vending machines…
Here is the lovely Spanish guitar I spoke of.
“Movies are like an expensive form of therapy for me.”
– Tim Burton (via simko) (via fuckyeahtimburton)
Oh my God. Love.
